elegy of Jago Last Friday, the day after Ascension Day (aka Father's Day aka Day of Full clumps, the move attracted silly with NEM carts around and fill up yourself to be, instead of this like any normal person comfortable to do in the pub) I've already made about 12 clock closing time and decided it was time to let rumschnippeln again on my hair. This now stretches far beyond the shoulder blades, was bad at the tips Zippel and a hairstyle could be there with a lot of spray does not make more of it.
The hairdresser I trust, Rebecca, was not there, so I got to Annika. My announcements were clear:
"Becca has the basic pattern cleansed. Please shorten it to just above shoulder length, or about 6cm from ". And I even took a strand of hair in the hand and showed exactly how much is from.
step after a relaxing shampoo followed by a head massage Annika to day. As is usual, put them up all the top hair and was then to create in my mind. trusting I chatted a bit with her and boomed else before me.
some point had they prepared the to the left side ...
Snip Snip
"Tell me. .. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ????" DA "Why?" "You cut off much too much!" "You were told you this far." (holds the hand flat on my chin)
gasping
"I said SHOULDER LONG !!!!!!" "Much shorter but it is not. Wart's from, which is great." "I will not great, I want to shoulder length!" "Then we've probably misunderstood, now I must go on." "Röchel" "They were still so broke, now wait for now." "I do not see that!" "It will please you, I promise you!" "Save, what can be saved! " I closed my eyes
you snipped the next, and since she is now working on the pages, I could watch the full extent of the destruction. streak to streak had to believe it.
föhnte Then they the wolf tugged, pulled here and there to finally commend themselves:
"That is totally you good"
"I have a short hair cut ..." I put on the hair, but it worked not.
"This is no short cut, which is a bob, cut back at an angle." namely stages I have too.
"This looks like shit, I see shit from." "Nonsense, you look much younger!" (stupid twentysomethings chicken, do you, so you get me?)
"It's not possible." "Are not you satisfied?" "NO!" "I give you discount, ok?" "I give you anything, how about that?" Outside the store, I pulled out my phone and called Ninchen: "You, me, a Greek favorite, alcohol, NOW"
"What happened?" "Barber!" "That bad?" "I see like ANGELA MERKEL !!!!" I heard exactly the suppressed laughter!
5 minutes later we met at a Greek restaurant around the corner and charming as she finished with an anti-frustration brought flowers.
"You do not look like Angela Merkel." "Nee, who NEN pony, I is not right, but the length." I've just seen that they had to laugh ... grmpf.
"This looks great. Unusual, but good." "Tell me any crap. I've got a shit-short hair, what's next? Perm and blond Highlights? Ok, had to laugh myself.
the rest of the evening was spent to let me provide you with beer and ouzo, while Ninchen any forced the local to tell me how great I would look.
But even if it was a fun evening and if heart has been very diplomatic ("You look very cute in it, but cute ... is actually not your thing."), I am still very much .
unhappy
However, I have found a temporary solution. the next half year I'm going to wear their hair pinned up (just make it go) It looks as if I had longer hair and contain solutions pray I turn the rule of 1 inch per month.
And I never go to Annika never not ever again!
